Superman Abandons Fight for ‘The American Way,’ Now Stands for ‘A Better Tomorrow’

One week after DC Comics’ decision to make the new Superman bisexual, the comic book publisher announced that after more than a half-century, The Man of Steel is no long fighting for “truth, justice, and the American way.” He’s now standing for “truth, justice, and a better tomorrow.”

This is Charlie Brown signing off God Bless  You! and America!